Texas Woman Pregnant With Satan’s Baby
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sgtkracka
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Posted 4:05 pm, 03/03/2015
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What will teenage rebellion be like for the son of satan? Will he never stay out past curfew and start eating all his vegetables? That would really piss off Satan Sr.
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BlackRose258
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Posted 9:00 pm, 03/02/2015
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lmao Casket your reply was awesome. I wish you would have said jackie chan but I don't think he dead yet.
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OpenCasket
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Posted 7:10 pm, 03/02/2015
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Because Bruce Lee has wings.
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sgtkracka
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Posted 6:41 pm, 03/02/2015
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Why does satan need to know karate?
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empowers
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Posted 6:34 pm, 03/02/2015
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The height of egotism must be to think you will rule the world and are unstoppable. If a person could go into a laboratory and create one flower to equal a simple daisy or daffodil I would say "more power to ya" but I doubt very seriously if it can be done. I hear tulips and daffodils are coming up now in some places. They know springtime is right around the corner.
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Jr88
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Posted 6:32 pm, 03/02/2015
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Sounds like another one of Rosemary's baby to me, and I figured she was passed child baring age by now.
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empowers
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Posted 6:26 pm, 03/02/2015
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So she said: "Satan cannot be defeated, so people might as well submit now." Sounds like ISIS.  
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White America
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Posted 6:21 pm, 03/02/2015
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If you remove the Photoshopped layers, you can see it is clearly Chelsea Clinton...
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kenc
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Posted 6:20 pm, 03/02/2015
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That would be a good show hangsleft. 
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sparkling water
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Posted 6:17 pm, 03/02/2015
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Sorry, kid's gotta be 35 to be elected president. Used to have to be a natural born American, but that rule no longer applies.
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hangsleft
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Posted 3:58 pm, 03/02/2015
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Maury Povich episode in the making. Satan comes on, only to learn he is not the father.
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BlackRose258
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Posted 3:40 pm, 03/02/2015
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Well she's not the only to do that,some claim they're giving birth to baby jesus when they forgot to read the bible saying know one knows the day or time or the hr in which he will appear in the blink of a eye.
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Paperlantern
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Posted 9:30 pm, 03/01/2015
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Poor lady, she was to ashamed to admit she doesn't know who the baby's daddy was.
So, why not blame it on satan, lol. Satan did it!!! 👹
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brushymtnc
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Posted 9:18 pm, 03/01/2015
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Satan you old devil you...We just thought you were here to torment the people on gowilkes! 
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long_shot
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Posted 9:12 pm, 03/01/2015
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if you read the Bible you will see that there are several things that have been stated that are not true. for one no one will know who the anti Christ is until he reveals himself. also you cannot even run for the office of president until the age of thirty-five.
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drays
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Posted 9:06 pm, 03/01/2015
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BlackRose258
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Posted 8:56 pm, 03/01/2015
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If you can shoot fire balls out of her hand and hold up force field then I can shoot jet packs out of my butt hole and change my arms into wings to guide my *** to the stars! 
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drays
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Posted 8:50 pm, 03/01/2015
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Being bred by Satan, how awesome was that
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