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I didn't really hardly know my first cousin or uncle that I only got to meet my uncle twice but oddly I wish I could have got to know him better but I'm going to support my aunt if she'll let me attend since her son is up in Ohio and she's all alone right now.I really do thank you folks for those that enjoy my folks as I think one man who was a loving comedian Robin William use the voices of laughter to close up pain and forget about the nonsence of critics who doubted him.After all he went through I think any person should say rest in peace because it was a sad to hear he committed suicide.

Hello dear.

Hi Hairy

Sorry for your loss .I love your Jokes.

Rose sorry for your loss. Thank you for the jokes though.

Thanks Rose , I enjoyed reading your jokes ,(cute),

That is a good one Rose. Very Funny

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy... activity. The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying **** told you I was speeding too.

That is not dark, it is sunshine lite

I'm looking up a few right now as we speak folks.

Well it is still dark outside.

Quack, that was one of the best jokes of the day, calling 5 am late. Rose, that aint late at night, that is early in the morning. For us chickens

I would but today I'm most likely going to a funeral. So I will try and come up with something.

Rose it is time for another joke.

Anyone up late tonight?