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Let's play both games at once!

Affy just did the "envy" thing on another thread...but you don't have to take a drink until you see it.

Man. Someone take my keys.

I propose a new game. Every time shoulda and hangs piggy-back each other, we all take a drink.

We'll be fit-shaced by noon.

Drink!!

Thank you for the compliment calling me pretentious. I do try.

And only a **** ever thinks it’s too early to drink

"But if you'd like me to educate you, I can start picking apart your mistakes."

Actually, this is exactly what I want you to do. We should all strive to eliminate careless errors from our communication.

I would be honored to have you pick me apart. And I'm not even going to change that statement to wouldn't when you find a mistake.

I immediately take it back. Just look at Donald Trump, a man so physically unattractive that you just know his own Mama has told several women, "Aww hun, you can do better!"

Apparently expensive suits and "paying for it" can do wonders for a man's sex life.

aFicIoNadoS (view profile)
Posted 9:37 am, 07/22/2018
Yet you constantly prove me correct, Shadow. Your envy is still showing

It's pretty early, but what the heck!

Drink!!

Aficionados, when I accuse you of being pretentious, it's because of posts like these.

Shoulda, to try and attack FINS' grammar is laughable. He is one of the most articulate posters on GW, as are you. Besides, I've seen you make grammatical errors but I don't point them out because I'm not that type of douche. But if you'd like me to educate you, I can start picking apart your mistakes.

And for FINS, Shoulda & Caja, who all seem to think they're better than people who shop at Dollar General, I'm not too fancy to admit I occasionally shop at Dollar General!

I even bought a 5 dollar skirt there once that I walked past and thought it looked cute. Only the most basic of batches think they need "labels and brand names" because they lack the fashion sense and need a designer to tell them what looks good.

I find I garner the same amount of attention in a 10 dollar outfit versus a 100 dollar outfit. I'm not claiming I'm pretty but I do bathe, so at least I got that going for me. My point is putting on expensive clothes doesn't automatically make you more attractive! Cheap clothes don't make you stink either.

So y'all keep acting like fools thinking expensive things make you somehow more attractive ... it's your wasted money!

Yet you constantly prove me correct, Shadow. Your envy is still showing

shouldawouldacoulda (view profile)
Posted 8:06 pm, 07/20/2018
Crypt (view profile)
Posted 7:03 pm, 07/20/2018
Has aficlonados ever posted anything useful? I certainly haven't read all his posts but he owes me money for the ones I have.

"I propose a new game. Every time affy starts down the "you just want to be me" road, we all take a drink.

Jesus. We'll all be passed out within an hour."

Like clockwork.

Drink!!

I wouldn’t expect you to do anything except lay awake at night obsessing over how you can be like me. But you’ll never be more than the sad stalker that you are, because you don’t have a clue to what the secret is.

In not I'm, this thing has a mind of it's own.

I like ours in Moravian, I go in to get what we need, I pay no attention to others, unless it's a kid squealing it's spoiled head off. I'm Food Lion I was in the check out line kids were screaming in stereo. I was so glad to get outta there!

If your excuse is you attempted to use an implied subject, I would say nicely done.

No, sorry...what I mean is I WOULDN'T say that.

Terms you may understand.

Nope, I’m good.

https://socratic.org/questi...ed-subject

But I’m sure your relatives are dumb.

Are you having trouble using pronouns today?

Dumb is relative.

Can’t, how about do something about your pet constantly trying to hump my leg

Dumb is relative. I knew this guy once who voted for Hillary, for instance.

No one could be that stupid.