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Gru

Junior223

Posted 8:17 pm, 07/03/2020

Gru can swing his penis fast enough to break the sound barrier and slap with the force of 11,421 pounds per square inch

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average d*** size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru's d*** would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a d*** is .77 lbs. If he swung his d*** in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can d***lap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's d***lap has enough energy to smash through 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his d*** breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ej*culate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ej*culate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ej*culate by swinging his d*** in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru's ej*culate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ej*culate, 3.5 g, gru's semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world.

Now I rest my case

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