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Woman sues Samsung for $1.8M after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

Osmosis

Posted 7:54 am, 11/19/2018

I wonder if it still worked after the doctors plucked it out? That would be a good selling point for Samsung. Vajay jay proof.

White America

Posted 6:50 am, 11/19/2018

Just think of all the items you cell phone has in-part replaced. Phone, camera, voice recorded, calendar, gps unit, music player flashlight ect So why wouldn't it be a a replacement for a sex toy. I mean it vibrates right?

Umpire

Posted 5:31 am, 11/19/2018

A favorite subject of World News Daily Report (WNDR), a well-known “satire” site that has a long history of publishing junk news articles, involves fictional stories about people placing odd items inside body cavities. Over the years they’ve published stories about a man’s getting his head stuck in a woman’s v*gina, a terrorist’s attempting to smuggle a grenade in his anus, a babysitter’s stealing a baby by concealing it inside of her vagina, and a McDonald’s employee’s pilfering 80 pounds of frozen chicken McNuggets by hiding them in his anal cavity.

WNDR added a new entry into their body cavity category on 20 September 2018, when they a junk news item reporting that a woman was suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she got her cellphone stuck in her v*gina:

This was not a genuine news item but just another piece of junk news from WNDR, whose disclaimer notes that the site’s content is “satirical” and “fictional.”

The photograph included with the story does not show a woman named Salma Briant but rather Kiersten Pyke, who filed a lawsuit against actor Tom Sizemore alleging that he had molested her when she was 11 years old:


aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:47 pm, 11/18/2018

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:44 pm, 11/18/2018

The weekly world news went under in 2007. Batboy hasn’t been seen since

Cajahah

Posted 5:37 pm, 11/18/2018

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet.

Cajahah

Posted 5:36 pm, 11/18/2018

Joe is an idiot....

This story is BS, wonder if he saw Batboy at the grocery store.

Cajahah

Posted 5:33 pm, 11/18/2018

If they didn’t intend for women to put it up their ****, why have the vibrate mode then?

sparkling water

Posted 5:25 pm, 11/18/2018

The doctors in the ER also retrieved a Florida Ballot box, resulting in a narrow victory for Nelson.

brushymountains

Posted 5:15 pm, 11/18/2018

If you put any credence in snopes; this is not true....

backwoodsbarbie

Posted 5:10 pm, 11/18/2018

Now that woman is an idiot. If she wanted vibrate she should have ordered off the Adam@Eve website.

aFicIoNadoS

Posted 5:02 pm, 11/18/2018

I wish I could have been on this jury. I’d love to watch a woman testifying in court that she intentionally stuck her phone in her box now wants to sue because it was stuck. And she’s 39 and looks like she’s a professional. Not some 20 y/o crackwhore.

But get this

“Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money”

How about the fact that you didn’t buy the phone in the grocery store is your first clue you shouldn’t eat it? WTF!

168Amax

Posted 5:01 pm, 11/18/2018

Did they find any lost ballots when they were removing it?

Joseph T.

Posted 4:49 pm, 11/18/2018

Your right If I were Samsung I would counter sue for their cost to defend such a claim. If we would fix it so the loser pays we would see a lot less of this type of stuff

CowBoysFan

Posted 4:45 pm, 11/18/2018

The fact that she can even sue the manufacturer for this is repugnant, the fact that Samsung would even consider an out of court settlement is what encourages these types of idiotic law suits.

backwater

Posted 4:29 pm, 11/18/2018

Joseph T tell her to send Jack a Selfie!

bobster123

Posted 4:18 pm, 11/18/2018

The United States should be renamed, Litigation Nation.

Joseph T.

Posted 4:05 pm, 11/18/2018

https://worldnewsdailyrepor...er-vagina/

Now how is Samsung even remotely responsible for this. Its sad that people like her and the guy that ate the apple I-phones are allowed to vote.

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