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GUTWRENCH
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Posted 6:34 am, 04/21/2015
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'' THE GREY SQUIRREL'' little johnny came home from school one day and found his mom in the shower,,he asked his mom what she was doing,,she said son,,i'm washing my squirrel,,i'll be done in a few minutes,, the next day he came home and found his mom in the shower doing the same thing as the day before,,,,he asked his mom the same question,,,she said son,,i'm washing my squirrel & that's all you need to know,, the next day he went to his grand mothers house after school,,,found her in the shower,,,,,he said grandma ,,what are you doing,,,she said little man i'm washing my squirrel and thats all you need to know,, he said grandma,,,i have one last question,,,she said alright,,what is that question,,,he said grandama,,why is your squirrel grey & mom's squirrel black,,,she said little man,,if your mom's squirrel has cracked as many nuts as mine then her's would be grey to......lol.
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kenc
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Posted 8:29 pm, 04/20/2015
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Jr88
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Posted 8:13 pm, 04/20/2015
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My dad would tell me if you don't straighten up son I'm going crack a knot on that noggin you will have to tiptoe to scratch.
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Jr88
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Posted 8:12 pm, 04/20/2015
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