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Pollock

Posted 1:08 pm, 05/27/2017

Crypt has been known to drive a moped!

Osmosis

Posted 1:00 pm, 05/27/2017

Crypt is probably over at the Maddog summer festival that's being sponsored by the IGA stores. Here's last years winner. He drunk 8 pints of maddog and was still able to do this.

Satan

Posted 11:14 am, 05/27/2017

"after drinking a 5th of maddog."...you should probably stay close to a bathroom today,
maddog is an excellent cure for constipation

Crypt

Posted 10:40 am, 05/27/2017

Yes I have enough to replace his and Kushner's.

Crypt

Posted 10:37 am, 05/27/2017

Yes I've had an epiphony after drinking a 5th of maddog. Trump will never feel like a whole man without foreskin. His deep subconscious remembers the moment he became less than whole. I

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